Monday, December 14, 2009

Schnauzer's hell

I bet you probably figure that hell is full of creepy creatures like snakes, spiders and crawling little bugs... But there is another belief that hell is populated with animals that you have abused or been bad with, and you're sent to hell so they can retaliate on you for the eternity. If this is true, then I am afraid I just had a glimpse of what hell is going to be like for me... I've been bad with our schnauzer Urmik and I know should stop throwing him in the 3-ft deep snow and watch him struggle. So yes, I saw what's coming for me when we went to the Siberian dog show this Saturday. I brought back a small video of it below, but I should warn you that it is not for the faints of heart, and that parental guidance is strongly suggested before you let your children watch these puppies.


So maybe if I get my little bunny Tim back , I can abuse him bad enough so that by the time it is my turn, hell is populated with bunnies and not schnauzers? (I don't think I'll make it to Heaven, I might as well change tactics).

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

You want to see your bunny in hell? Did you not see Monty Python?

[after Bors is killed by the killer rabbit]
Tim: I *warned* you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you *knew*, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little *bunny*, isn't it?

Chouch said...

That's scary indeed!

Ian said...

Did he win? I liked the one dressed in the Elvis costume best.

Natalia Eltsova said...

The one with no hair looks creepy...

Bruce Lenorf said...

The Elvis one was on his way out, and he couldn't just get out by -20C without an extra layer of hair.
We did not stay to see which one won. I had a dog overdose before that.